I Give Thanks For This Alternator

This Thanksgiving wasn't that wild and crazy Thanksgiving weekend that I'm used to. J and I drove up to Falls after work to take part in the biggest bar night of the year. I could really care less how big of a bar night that it is I just like hanging out with all my old cronies. We hit up the Osthelder and the normal crowd was there. The thing is I'm used to seeing the "normal" crowd. Usually on Thanksgiving there are a couple people that you run in to that you haven't seen in a while. This Thanksgiving that didn't happen. So we did the "normal" circuit instead. Went to the Other Place and hit up Big Jimmy's. I did a little karaoke action at the OP and that was probably the highlight of what turned out to be a below average Thanksgiving-eve night. Thanksgiving we did the normal Thanksgiving thing. We went over by my brother Randy and had dinner. We ate late this year which was a little different than our normal mid-afternoon time. We drank a couple bottles of wine and I played with my nephew. Once the food was ready we dug in and it was delicious, how could it not be. After dinner we laid around and got tired. We headed home and gave in to the tryptophan. The day after Thanksgiving I had some things that I had to buy. I know the stores are crazy packed but I really didn't have any other time to do my errands. I headed to TJ Maxx to look for some dress pants. They didn't have any pants but I did find a great deal on an acoustic guitar. I have wanted one for so long so I finally bought one and am going to learn how to play the axe. If you aren't on my good side right now you might want to start sucking up because I might just forget you when I'm a rock star in a couple years. We went to a couple other stores but I rushed through them so I could get back to my brothers and start jamming on my guitar. Once we got back to my brothers house my jam session was further delayed by a quick burger from On the House bar down the street. Finally, I was able to start living my dream. I quickly noticed that my dream would take a long time because it was extremely hard to play the guitar without a tuner or a pick. I figured I would get a tuner on eBay but I could buy some picks now. So I hopped in the hoopty and drove to the music store to buy some picks. On my way to the store I noticed instantly there was something wrong with the car. Whenever I stopped at a stoplight the radio would turn off and the lights would dim. I knew I had some power problems but I would not let…

The End Of An Era.. The Start Of A New One

This weekend was my last wedding of a very long eight wedding season. This wedding was a special finale though because my very own brother was getting married *gasp*. Friday I drove up after work and drove to the church for the rehearsal. This rehearsal was nothing like Jeff's the week before. This one the priest was a slave driver and the rehearsal took about as long as Jeff's wedding and rehearsal combined. I managed to power through it and we headed off to a pizza joint for the rehearsal dinner. The pizza was very good and the pumpkin ale was flowing. We ate and then sat around and smoked cigars and had some more pumpkin ale. From there we went to a couple bars to have the final "single man" drinks. I stayed at Rich's that night and once again braced myself for a long day. Saturday I was going to sleep in a bit but I was literally drug out of bed by one of the other groomsman and told I had to go to breakfast. I didn't want breakfast so once he was out of the room I locked the door. Once I was back in bed there was no way that I could get back to sleep so I showered up and started primping for the wedding. Rich got home and we started to get ready when he noticed that one of the groomsmen and took his tux instead of his. I was practically dressed and Rich had the other guy's pants and shirt on but we had to leave and get dressed at the other guy's house. So we gathered everything we needed and got in Rich's Mustang. There was one problem though, the battery was dead. So Rich and I had to jump the car with our tuxes on. We got to the other groomsman's house and Rich got his jacket and vest and we finished getting ready. For the second week the wedding forecast was rainy and it seemed to pour most when we were outside. From there we headed to the church for pictures. Once again it was nice that we did all the pictures before the wedding. While the pictures were going on we had a couple radios to listen to another victory for the Badgers, go Bucky! After pictures we had the wedding. The wedding was nice. There was a full Catholic ceremony so the wedding was pretty long. I think it's impossible to have a bad wedding. After the wedding was over it cleared up a bit so we decided to have a couple outdoor pictures in a park in Plymouth. Once we got there we snapped a couple pictures and it started to rain again. I rolled up the Mustang's windows but in the process I must've accidentally locked the doors. The keys were in the car and there was no way to get in so I had to run back to Sheboygan and get the spare set.…

A Great Day For The Badgers DeBruins

This weekend one of my best buddies, Jeff DeBruin, was getting hitched in Minnesota. Friday I took my first ever paid vacation day and used that day to drive up to St. Paul. The weather was crappy the whole drive but it didn't affect my superior driving skills one bit. We arrived somewhere around one in the afternoon. I dropped J off at the hotel and hooked up with my boys to go get our dapper tuxes. We went to the tux joint and everyone's tuxes fit except for mine, of course. I came out of the dressing room and the pants were a good three inches over my ankle. So of course I had to come back the next day and pick the thing up. After that we headed back to the hotel and went through the ceremony rehearsal. It was a great rehearsal because it was short. Then it was time for a little fun to start. We had the rehearsal dinner at Buca's in St. Paul. We all hopped into a bus and went off to have some family style fun. Copious amounts of food and wine flowed and I proceeded to have too much of both. After that was over we waddled out the door and the bus took us back to the hotel. Once back at the hotel a group of us, including the groom, headed off to a little bar down the street. We had some cocktails and discussed DeBruin's last hours of freedom on earth. We had a good time but J and I split from the group around midnight to head to another friend's house to catch some shut eye. Saturday I woke up and went and got my tux, stupid Pee-Wee Herman pants. Then J and I checked into the hotel and I got ready for the wedding pictures. I had pictures from eleven to twoish but it was nice to get them out of the way before the wedding. We were going to take some outside pics by the Mississippi but the weather was pretty nasty so we only got to snap a couple outside. Then the big moment, the Badger v. Purdue game Jeff's wedding. The wedding was very nice, and it wasn't only because I was in it. The wedding was simple but very well done. It was also nice and short compared to many of the weddings I've been to. Another nice thing about this wedding was everything was centrally located. The wedding was in one room, the cocktail hour was the room next to it that was a little bigger, the dinner was in a large ballroom next to all that, and we were all staying in the hotel that these rooms were in. Once the ceremony was over instead of going to the cocktail room all the groomsmen headed up to Luedke's room to watch the Badgers take on Purdue. There were a good twenty people up in the room having some cocktails and waiting…

Four! – teen Balls Lost

I stayed in on Friday and watched a couple movies and I suggest both of them. I watched "Super Size Me" as well as "Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind." It's been a long time since I was able to watch one movie and not fall asleep during the it but both of these made the night fly by. Jocelyn went up to Canada on Friday but I couldn't go with because I had my brother's bachelor party on Saturday. Saturday morning I packed up J's sister's minivan and headed to Sheboygan for some golf and drink. The day really wasn't the most ideal of days for golfing. It was really windy and cold. Our tee time was nine o'clock and with a temp of 37 and a gusting wind I teed off right into the river. That is pretty much how the day went. I'm awful at golfing and really have no desire to get better. It was fun golfing with Rich, Craig and Billy. The golfing really took a back seat to the drinking and screwing around after the front nine. The back nine our game really degraded and finishing was very hard. I lost somewhere around a dozen balls but I did manage to get par on one hole. We were the second of five foursomes to tee off so when we were done we sat in the clubhouse and waited for everyone to finish up. While we were finishing up I set up my laptop and stereo up for some tunes. We finished the party up at the club about ten and headed to Sheboygan for some drinks at Brennan's. We stayed at the same place all night until two. There were a couple sober drivers so they took us back to Rich's. I thought that this would be a lot crazier and I would have some crazy stories but I guess the wild bunch is getting old. It was still fun and there is still hope for craziness at the wedding.

Get The Plate Number on that Conga Line?

Friday night we headed to Madison with Todd and Steph because we both had weddings to go to. We arrived at Graham's on the West side about eight. We had a couple bloodies there and then did the Madison bar crawl of all our old hangouts. We got a small bite to eat at Johnny-O's, then drank a Real Thing at the Red Shed, drank some stiffies at the hot as blazes Monday's, cooled off at Brothers and ended up at faithful Church Key. After we finished our crawl we headed to our respective pizza joints and met up post grease for the ride home. We had our trusty CDL carrying driver Graham to take us home so we had no worries. Once we got in the car to go to Graham's, T and Steph passed out cold. Once to Graham's we tried to wake everyone up but Todd was straight passed out so he got to sleep in the car all night. I think he said he ended up waking up about five and actually coming in the house. Day one down. Saturday we had our wedding. Angie Sampson got married to Nick Krey. The whole day was great. We went to the ceremony and it was very nice. We did learn later on the church was actually robbed the night before. The thieves didn't do any damage to the main part of the church but they trashed the offices and took some computers. Someone was watching out for Angie and Nick because the thieves also left the dresses and tuxes behind. Once the ceremony was over I had a little party to go to that my buddy Tyler was throwing. I was in town and I would've felt bad if I didn't pop in. So J and I went there for a drink and checked out Tyler's pad in Verona. We had to leave after about an hour to meet up with the wedding at The Great Dane South. Once there we talked, played some Golden Tee, and a little shuffle puck. After a couple beers we all headed to the nights final destination, the Radisson on the West side. This really is the way to do a wedding. The reception and our hotel room were under the same roof. Once at the reception we did the normal wedding things. Ate a good dinner, drank some cocktails, danced and met some new people. I did have a traumatic experience at this wedding that will forever scar me. I had had a couple beers so I needed to use the lavatory. These were really nice spacious bathrooms and I happened to be the only one in there at the time so I was taking my time, enjoying the flow, when all of a sudden the door flies open and I see Jamie Thomas leading the conga line through the men's bathroom while I'm doing my business. The surprised look on my face must've been priceless. I had my pants…